Hey everyone! Get ready to put that down payment on a house or Porsche you have always wanted! O’ Wait a minute, thats right the Government has spent all of our money in Iraq and getting the fat cat oil company blood suckers rich. And we get a lousey $300 to $1,000 of our on money that we have to claim next year on our taxes as income!

I heard a staggering figure yesterday that our Government is spending $6,000 a second in this time of war. I am not a math major, but that adds up to to ruffly $500,000,000 a day! If that is true, i am going to through up!

Enjoy your stimulus check, you might be able to fill your gas tank and by a pack of smokes.