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Funny Song: Lunch Lady Land by Adam Sandler

  • Very funny little song by Adam Sandler ” Lunch Lady Land ”
    Funny Song: Lunch Lady Land
    Comedian: Adam Sandler
    Album: They’re All Going to Laugh at You
    Funny song lyrics below video…

    Lunch Lady Land Lyrics by Adam Sandler
    Woke up in the morning.
    Put on my new plastic glove.
    Served some re-heated salsbury steak
    With a little slice of love.
    Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
    Is made of.
    Just know everything’s doing fine
    Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

    Well, I wear this net on my head
    ‘Cause my red hair is fallin’ out.
    I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
    ‘Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
    I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
    But there’s no reason to shout.
    Everybody gets enough food
    Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

    Well, yesterday’s meatloaf
    Is today’s sloppy joes
    And my breath reaks of tuna
    And there’s lots of black hairs comin’ out of my nose.

    In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true.
    Clouds made of carrots and peas.
    Mountains built of shepherd’s pie
    And rivers made of macaroni and cheese.
    But don’t forget to return your trays
    And try to ignore my gum disease.
    No student can escape
    The magic of Lunch Lady Land.

    Oh..
    Hogies and grinders.
    Hogies and grinders.
    Hogies and grinders.
    Navy beans.
    Navy beans.
    Navy beans.
    Hogies and grinders.
    Hogies and grinders.
    Navy beans.
    Navy beans.
    Meatloaf sandwich.
    Sloppy joe.
    Slop, sloppy joe.
    Sloppy joe.
    Slop, sloppy joe.
    Come on.
    Sloppy joe.
    Slop, sloppy joe.
    Yeah.
    Sloppy joe.
    Slop, *farting noise* joe.

    Well, ah, dreamt one mornin’
    That I woke up to see
    All the pepperoni pizza
    Was a-lookin’ at me.
    It screamed, “Why do you
    Burn me and serve me up cold?”
    I said, “I got the spatula,
    Just do what you’re told.”

    Then the liver and onions
    Started joinin’ the fight
    And the chocolate pudding
    Pushed me with all its might
    And the chop juey slapped me
    And it kicked me in the head.
    “It’s called revenge, Lunch Lady,”
    Said the garlic bread.

    I said, “What did I do to
    Make you all so mad?”
    They said, “You got flabby arms
    And your breath is bad.”
    Then the green bean said,
    “You better run and hide.”
    But then my friend, sloppy joe,
    Came and joined my side.

    He said, “If it wasn’t for the Lunch Lady,
    The kids wouldn’t eat ya.
    You should be shakin’ her hand and sayin’
    ‘Please to meet ya.’
    She gives you a purpose
    And she give you a goal.
    You should be kissin’ her feet
    And kissin’ her mole.”

    Now, all the angry foods
    Just leave me alone
    And we all live together
    In a happy home
    Thanks to
    Sloppy joe.
    Slop, sloppy joe.
    Yeah.
    Sloppy joe.
    Slop, sloppy joe.
    Sloppy joe.
    Slop, sloppy joe.
    Come on.
    Sloppy joe.
    Slop, sloppy joe.

    Well, me and sloppy joe got married.
    We got six kids and we’re doin’ just fine
    Down in Lunch Lady Land.

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