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hello world, im bo burnham,
… well some great things have been happening since the videos came out,
i got my first pube,
yea,
so,
gre, great stuff,
this next song is about a bunch of assortive and mythical creatures in a um,
in a rehab center,

well hello everyone,
welcome to the rehab center for fictional characters,
and remember just cause were not real dosent mean we dont have feelings okay?
so lets start it off,
who wants to go first?
chris how bout you huh?
yea sure,
hey im uh cris cringle,
im a sex addict,

Hey I’m Santa Claus,
I’m the king of snow
I hate my wife because
She is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
That Santa’s only s’pose to come once year
bitch
Now I buy whores
Rock n roll
And I stuff their stockings
With my north pole

okay chris thank you,
alright who wants to go next,
patrick,
frowny face, c,mon get up here,

alright,
im patrick oriley,
im a leperchaun,
y,all doing good,
yea im not doing good,

I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
And a beautiful wife
And a pot full of gold
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself
And since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
Now I drink all day
And a part of me dies
Cause my wife’s gettin gangbanged
By the rice krispie guys

hey i know them,

oh hey hi tony,
nice of you to show up,
where were you last week?

yea i had some uh,
i had to work out some stuff,
hey im uh,
im tony the tiger,
i could explain my issues to you,
but uh,
the olympics are com’in up a year,
we dont want to miss that right? ha,
alright ill give it a shot,

Everyday I wake up, and I get to work late,
My boss says “hey what’sup?”
I say I’m grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
The kids they laugh cause I’m a sensitive cat
“big pussy!” I can’t argue with that
If another kid gives me frosted flakes
I swear on my life, I’ll eat his parents.

okay ton,
thank you,
wonderful again thank you,

alright thats everyone so lets get,
oh hi who are you im sorry ive never seen you before

yeah hi, yeah hi, how you doin, yeah hi, how you doin, yea hi,

I’m the easter bunny hey I’m back
Used to funny now I’m hooked on crack
Heaps of heroine aint no joke
Marshmallow peeps covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke COKE,
Coooooke
Drugs for life that’s my plan
But now I have no attention spa…

o,okay im gonna go get him, alright,
you guys just stay tight alright?
play nice please,
ill be right back, okay
alright

Hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
I think they got herpies from some irish chick

mother fucker!
why you laughin tony huh?

cause its funny heh!

you know what,all you guys ever do is make fun of me,alri,
you know what, this is gettin rediculus

Santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
Oh snap… crackle and pop
ahahahaha oh man,

you know what im goin,
screw you guys