“You folks around the country probably know this, but here in New York City it’s freezing cold. It’s so cold today that that Bernie Madoff is actually looking forward to burning in hell.” –David Letterman

“It’s so cold today President Bush was ducking ski boots.” –David Letterman

“Today is the second day of Hanukkah. John McCain made an appearance with Joe the Rabbi.” –David Letterman

“In a recent interview, President Bush says that he’s already begun thinking about his farewell speech. Yeah, which means he’s only two years behind most Americans.” –Conan O’Brien

“According to the Wall Street Journal, this is interesting, many of the people Barack Obama has appointed to his cabinet are excellent basketball players. Except for Hillary Clinton, who prefers lacrosse or field hockey.” –Conan O’Brien

“In a new interview, Barack Obama says he plans on having a lot of jazz and classical music at the White House. After hearing this, President Bush said, ‘I’d better go break the bad news to the Wiggles.’” –Conan O’Brien

“Bernie Madoff has been charged with swindling people out of $50 billion. I don’t want to say he’s unpopular, but today as he was walking in New York, he passed a manger scene and Joseph threw a sandal at him.” –Jay Leno

“Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich says he will not fill Barack Obama’s seat any time soon. He says he’s going to wait until next summer when prices improve.” –Jay Leno

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