The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas

On my first day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

Some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my second day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my third day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my forth day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my fifth day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

5 TURKEY WINGS
4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my sixth day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

6 cans of Spam
5 TURKEY WINGS
4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my seventh day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 TURKEY WINGS
4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my eighth day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

8 manly dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 TURKEY WINGS
4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my ninth day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

9 years probation
8 manly dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 TURKEY WINGS
4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my tenth day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

10 Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 manly dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 TURKEY WINGS
4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my eleventh day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

11 rasslin tickets
10 Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 manly dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 TURKEY WINGS
4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On my twelfth day of Christmas… pa gave to me,

12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin tickets
10 Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 TURKEY WINGS
4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.