Q:What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A:A Golden Retriever.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.

Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said “Concentrate.”

Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde?
A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: How do you put a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.