Letterman’s Top Ten Questions Congress Is Receiving About the Digital Switchover

10. If I don’t switch over, is my teevee gonna ’splode?
9. Is this ‘cuz of the swine flu?
8. Can I still mute “The View”?
7. Will I have to do a digital switchover for my waffle maker also?
6. Any chance this will make Letterman funny?
5. Can you help me? I swallowed my remote.
4. Uh … is that today?
3. Can you pass a law to bring back “Gunsmoke”?
2. Does this mean Oprah can finally see me watching her?
1. Seriously, shouldn’t you idiots be working on the economy?