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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils … – Louis Hector Berlioz
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson
You laugh because I’m different………..
I laugh cause I just farted!What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
‘Hold my purse.’Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – Douglas Adams
I laugh cause I just farted!
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