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  • Dumb Georgia Laws

    If an organization non registered as “non-profit” fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.

    While Georgia operates its own lottery, it “protects” its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.

    The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.

    It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

    Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

    is in session.Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.Signs are required to be written in English.No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

    Kentucky

    Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

    One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

    It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

    Dogs may not molest cars.

    A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

    Dumb Tennessee Laws

    You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

    Hollow logs may not be sold.

    More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

    It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

    “Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

    Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

    Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

    Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

    Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

    No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

    Driving is not to be done while asleep.

    It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

    The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

    Interracial marriages are illegal.

    Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

    It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

    It is illegal to place tacks on a highwy.

    Skunks may not be carried into the state.

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