Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
It’s a crummy job

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
Peach gobbler!

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” a student wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
The buckle was on his hat!

What would you get if you crossed a Pilgrim with a type of cracker?
A Pilgraham!

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play!

What would you get if you crossed Thanksgiving and Easter?
Feaster Sunday!

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!

Why was the dog chasing the band in the Thanksgiving parade?
He wanted to bury the trombones!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
He wanted a light snack!