Demetri Martin’s ‘Bruce the Funny Dog’ sketch: Maybe I don’t hate dogs as much as I think…

Last night, Comedy Central’s Important Things with Demetri Martin returned. Now, I can’t claim to be a rabid Demetri Martin follower, but I stumbled across the show and died when I saw his “Bruce the Funny Dog” sketch. Before we go any further, a disclaimer: I really hate dogs. I know, it makes me sound completely evil to many of you. But: I’m a cat person. The funny thing is, though, the sheer cuteness of the dog in this sketch — and its overall ridiculous hilarity — really melted me. Maybe I do love dogs and never knew it? Anywho, enjoy Bruce here: