In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
Adlai Stevenson Quote
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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
H.H. Munro (Saki) Quote
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Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
funny George Bernard Shaw Quote
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If you suveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you’d find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the ‘Beverly Hillbillies’.
funny Dave Barry quote
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People come to Washington believing it is the center of power. I know I did. It was only much later that I learned that Washington is a steering wheel that’s not connected to an engine.
funny Richard Goodwin quote
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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.
funny Clive James quote
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The trouble with America isn’t that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.
funny Louis Kronenberger quote
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
funny Dan Rather quote
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When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America.
funny Oscar Wilde quote
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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it merely had been detected.
funny Oscar Wilde quote
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America is the best half-educated country in the world.
funny Nicholas Murray Butler quote
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American can do better, and help is on the way.
funny John Kerry quote
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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. This is what makes America what it is.
funny Gertrude Stein quote
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.
funny Bill Vaughan quote
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
funny John Barrymore quote
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They are a superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone.
funny Mohammed Saeed Al Sahaf quote
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It’s complicated, being an American, having the money and the bad conscience, both at the same time.
funny Louis Simpson quote